The Daily Post — Daily Prompt
Land of Confusion: Which subject in school did you find impossible to master? Did math give you hives? Did English make you scream? Do tell!
* * * * *
I LOVE the title of this prompt. The one subject in school I couldn’t get under my belt was in my sophomore year, and that WHOLE year felt like I was living in the Land of Confusion. I knew how it was going to be when I got assigned to a locker with Lesley Ingram who just happened to be a senior guy! He was a really lovely person, but he and I both knew that was NEVER going to work. A real gentlemen, he took leave of the locker and moved in with a friend, so I had the whole place to myself that year.
Unfortunately that locker was in the farthest building from where the bus dropped me off every morning. Fortunately my homeroom class was right by my locker. And that’s the class that was the issue. Chemistry. OML!!! I had NO idea how dumb I was until I took chemistry. I should have gotten a clue when I didn’t do well in Algebra 2 but did ok in Geometry. Must have been something “spatial” about it all. But chemistry really threw me.
This will be a short piece because I bombed the first three terms of the class. D, D, and D+. The plus was because I finally started going in after school for some help. Grant Hawkes, the chem teacher, bent over backward, forward, up, down, and sideways to help me get a passing grade out of that class. (He was likely the first dragonfly I ever met…) Twice a week for half an hour after school he worked with me.
The last term was BARELY any better. Another D+. It was all just going over my head. So he made me a deal. If I could pass the final he’d give me a C in the class so I wouldn’t have to take it over again. Wasn’t such a long shot. It was an experiment. If you got it right, the liquid in the pipette turned this color, if not, it turned something else.
Showing up for class that day scared the beejeebers out of me. I thought I was literally going to pass out waiting for the junk in the tube to turn a color. And it did. The right one! And I got a C in the class thanks to a teacher who KNEW I’d never seek any kind of educational opportunities in the sciences! 😀 To which he probably breathed a hearty “Thank God!” As for me, I was just relieved I didn’t blow anything up that year!
I loved math but was so bad at it! 😊
LikeLiked by 1 person
Now why do you suppose God gives us a love for something he never intends us to use??? 😀
LikeLike
I’m so laughing here! Are you ready for this? I failed algebra two times, and the teacher looked at me the third year and said he’d pass me if I never came back to his class! ROTFL! I promised. Plus I dropped out of academic and into commercial curriculum and graduated on that diploma. To get into college I just needed to take a few adult ed classes to matriculate and I managed to some how make it through 4 years with no other math classes, except for one, which was more like a theory of mathematics, than a math class. LOL TOO funny!
But here’s the kicker… Q, Mr Science himself, get me to learn the periodic table when we got married! We used a song for me to memorize the elements (Oh Christmas Tree). I don’t remember them all anymore, but lots more than I ever knew before!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Boy, I am beginning to wonder if we were separated at birth! LOL 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
Pingback: i stunk at math and science | eastelmhurst.a.go.go
I once broke $250 worth of chemistry equipment in one hour. Chemistry class and I did not get along.
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL! That makes me feel somewhat better! 😀
LikeLike